- While doing forward fold in yoga I realized I probably have never been that close to my feet before and I need a pedicure.
- I woke my husband up one night freaking out about the bone sticking out of my ankle. Turns out it is supposed to be there.
- If I don't wear the proper clothing while running I swear I hear my stomach clapping for me..ahh loose skin, gotta love it.
- I was slapped on the ass by my brothers girlfriend. She couldn't help herself :o)
- Cycling knickers I used to love can now be pulled up to my chest, earning the name "boob pants"
- My poor husband is highly irritated when I drive the truck. Not because I am a bad driver but because he has to move the seat all the way back and now have to move it all the way forward. My fat booster seat is gone.
- Fat floats..seriously. We love the hot tubs and when we used to go my body had such a high % of fat I would float off the seats. Now I am firmly planted but my inner thighs float up.
- There are bones in my ass and it hurts to sit for too long.
These are just a few. There are also some not so funny thing like:
- My grandfather didn't recognize me in his aging state of mind. Once he figured out who I was he was impressed but I wanted to be fat again so he would know who I was.
- A girl at the gym talking to me about how she couldn't believe people could let themselves get morbidly obese. She had to be informed of my weight loss.
- My skin is screwed. From my knees to my waist I look like I was melted.
- I have had nervous breakdowns over going out to eat.
- High sugar and high fat foods make my physically ill now.
- Some people hate me for losing the weight.
1 comments:
"If I don't wear the proper clothing while running I swear I hear my stomach clapping for me..ahh loose skin, gotta love it." I call it my "mobile audience of one." I have the same problem... oh, and the melting too.
Those "friends" who knew us before don't know how we fit in their lives now! They depended on us to play a certain role; to do certain things with us. Now that we exercise and don't make what we do about food, they're often lost and it leaves them feeling uncomfortable. I've lost a few of these friends over time, and while it's sad, if they don't want to learn to support my effort then I can't have them around. :(
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